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  1. Nine for the Men, Seven for Dwarves, Three for the Elves, and then the best left forgotten Five for the Ewoks, when they started eating the Hobbits they were bumped off to some moon in a dark place in the sky.

  2. And so I’m offering this simple phrase to kids from one to ninety-two. Although it’s been said many times, many ways, “Ash nazg durbatulĆ»k, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulĆ»k, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul”

  3. I love how this has been popping up everywhere. On the first of the month, when we started decorating, I decided to put Gollum in our Christmas tree this year. Why, you ask?

    So, for a few years, we’ve continued a long-running family joke/skit/story in that Gollum lost the One Ring in the fires of Mount Doom, but didn’t fall in, so now he wanders the Earth (Middle and modern), seeking replacements for his Precious. In fact, any ring will do. It’s become an extreme obsession with rings in general. Mostly just gold rings, but occasionally with goofy things, such as nose rings, and the notorious tub rings (he is the filthiest of hobbitses — riverfolk — after all. By the way, he *hates* baths).

    My mom makes up most of those skit scenarios, including our favorite: Calling up and harassing Tom Shane (mind you, we’ve never done that. I call on Andy Serkis to pull that one). It’s everything from insulting threats to ranting about not understanding why Tom Shane won’t give up his “stupid rings”.

    There’s no option for uploading a photo in the comments here, so just picture a vinyl 3-inch figuring of Gollum in our Christmas tree, riding a realistic faux-fur polar bear in search of the… fiiiive golllden riiiings!

  4. Hehe he.
    Tho, technically, the song refers to a desert that used the be served at Christmas. A cake that had coins and trinkets baked into it.
    In most cases it wasn’t so much eaten as shredded.
    The song is about the food and entertainment at a lords Christmas banquet which would last for 12 days typically due to travel time.

  5. And those seven rings begot 7 rings that begot another 7 rings until the end of the night of the 7th Day and they all had their own special powers to grant good fortune on their wearers as the Alfather gifted them to his friends šŸ˜Š the end!

  6. Should I be worried I take it this is a game I sure hope so if it’s a real world then I want him a game I don’t do I love you I want you to always remember that team up no not team up I’m in talk to text I meant to say grandma love your way

  7. If you don’t pay attention to the fact that the original songwriter of 12 Days of Christmas used the line “five golden rings” to represent 5 golden ringed pheasants (*yup…more birds*) then I suppose you’ve made a Christmas movie outta LOTR! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

  8. I love how the names of things in LOTR don’t leave much room to doubt on whether they are good or bad. Sometimes being straight to the point is convenient.

  9. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ You funny. Love LOTR’s. Love you too. Now you guys go to the Dr. Today. They said if ur not better Monday so get ur little butts there. Love you. šŸ¤£ā¤ā¤ā¤

  10. The five golden rings actually refer to a type of bird that had gold rings around their necks. Which would imply that the “ring” that Sauron forged was, in fact, a bird to rule all the other birds.

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