Frodo: You silly sod! You got us all worked up! Gollum: Well, that’s no ordinary spider. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered arachnid you ever set eyes on.
“Listen — laying claim to broken swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical ceremonial black-smithery!”
Ahhh so really when he was summon the elements to force them into mines of moria he was actually just taunting them. I agree his mother was a hamster and his father does smell of elder berries.
Were they carried by a swallow? On a line perhaps between 2 swallows?
We are no longer The Riders of Rohan. We are The Riders who say, “Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!”
On second thoughts lets not go to Mordor it is a silly place
What is the load capacity of an Ent?
What’s the velocity of a migrating hobbit? That depends … Harfoot or Fallohide?
Frodo: You silly sod! You got us all worked up! Gollum: Well, that’s no ordinary spider. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered arachnid you ever set eyes on.
‘So if Saruman weighs the same as a duck then…he’s a witch!!’
Bad, wicked Gandalf! He’s been setting light to our beacon, which I’ve just remembered is Ring-shaped!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden eagle? A Gondorian eagle or a Mirkwood eagle?
Sam: There!
Frodo: What, behind Gollum?
Sam: It is Gollum !
Frodo: You silly sod! You got me worked up!
Sam: Well, that’s no ordinary Gollum. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Frodo: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Sam: Look, that Gollum got a vicious streak a mile wide, it’s a killer!
Frodo: Get stuffed!!!
This can go on for two full scenes. Five if you intercut.
What is…the unladden velocity of an eagle carrying a hobbit?
Amy the crossover scene we all needed!
Wait till you encounter the Killer Hobbit of Caerbannog!
Best crossover ever 😂
The ultimate crossover
“She turned me into an orc!!…. I got better”
Carried by Swallows
“How do you *know* they’re Hobbits?”
“Well that one ate me for Elevensies!”…🤔..”I got better…”
wtf did they grip them by the beard?? … hobbits are non-migratory…
Michele Guild quality Lord of the Python crossover, and even better comments
Samwise after becoming a father. “I have to push the pram a lot…”
Did they grip them by the husk?
Now go away, or I will taunt you for a second time!
“Listen — laying claim to broken swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical ceremonial black-smithery!”
Ahhh so really when he was summon the elements to force them into mines of moria he was actually just taunting them. I agree his mother was a hamster and his father does smell of elder berries.
^.^ yes but was the Eagle a European Eagle or an African Eagle, and what is the approximate air speed of a fully Leiden hobbit!
Right! How many have we lost? Boromir, Théodred and Haldir, that’s five….
Monty Python Presents: The Lord of the Rings
Now I’m just imagining Gandalf banging Merry and Pippins heads together to make horse clop noises.
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!